hurricane sharpie

Attempting to control the weather using nothing more than a marking pen and a map..

Looks like Hurricane Sharpie has veered towards Kansas now!!

by Ski Doggie September 10, 2019

Hurricane Barbeque

The unintentional barbeque that results from a hurricane, loss of power, and a freezer full of meat.

After hurricane Isaac, our neighborhood had a Hurricane Barbeque.

by LazyHitchhiker August 30, 2012

Cleveland Hurricane

Before sex, one consumes 12 hotdogs and a case of beer. Then during sex when someone is about to cum inside them they bear down and spackle the wall.

"I invited Patrick over for a Cleveland Hurricane"

by blackwolfhell November 1, 2018

Hurricane Married

When bae displays wife qualities during a hurricane lockdown and in return her efforts are reciprocated with big husband energy

Angie was hurricane married when Dorian hit the Bahamas.

by LethalJayne September 3, 2019

Hurricane Katrina

When you don't leave town for a hurricane. Instead, you have adrenaline sex and you have to finish before the water level hits your sack. Ejaculate before you evacuate.

Yo, I heard Megan got Hurricane Katrina'd during a category 5. She's still wet.

by Light Blue Deer October 14, 2018

Bloody Hurricane

When one sticks his/her penis in an organism and vigorously spins their dick similar to a blender causing the insides to develop into a gelatinous form and leak out

Helena: No Ben, please don’t bloody hurricane me!
Ben: Too late *proceeds to spin dick ferociously

Helena: AAAAAAHHHHH *bloody organ masses flop out

by BeastialitySupporter March 13, 2019

hurricane ike

A hurricane that had a close encounter with Houston, TX. Made everyone "evacuate" but ended up being a small storm.

Hurricane Ike done wiped out my momma's house. It was a big bitch of a storm!!

by Big Diek February 12, 2022