A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
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Get the hungarian waxing mug.A multi staged sex move to razzle badazzle your mate/sex partner, it begins with; the setup.
Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.
Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.
Here’s now how to do the act.
Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.
Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.
Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance
Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.
Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.
If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.
Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.
Here’s now how to do the act.
Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.
Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.
Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance
Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.
Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.
If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Tony: “I heard The Hungarian Birdbath is a real girl pleaser”
Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”
Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”
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Bro, what happened to Jack?
He's in hospital, he had to get stitches on his pork sword after performing a Hungarian Tailspin on Joanne last night
Oh, he shouldn't have done that, she scares easily.
He's in hospital, he had to get stitches on his pork sword after performing a Hungarian Tailspin on Joanne last night
Oh, he shouldn't have done that, she scares easily.
by Fastkittyboi May 6, 2022
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You guys go ahead with the orgy, I'm going to go give myself a Hungarian horseshoe in the corner and watch.
by HungarianHamburgerHelperJones March 7, 2024
Get the hungarian horseshoe mug.A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy. Can also be done on any type of poultry, just change "turkey" to the name of the poultry.
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