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The Hungarian Birdbath

A multi staged sex move to razzle badazzle your mate/sex partner, it begins with; the setup.

Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.

Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.

Here’s now how to do the act.

Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.

Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.

Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance

Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.

Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.

If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Tony: “I heard The Hungarian Birdbath is a real girl pleaser”

Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”
by Hungarian Bird Master. August 29, 2025
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Hungarian Soccer Team

Hungarian Soccer Team is the most overrated team worldwide. The hungarian fans are obsessed with them but they still suck at this sport. Worst team of all time!
Did you watch the match yesterday?

Yeah the hungarian soccer team lost 10-0 against a village soccer team. What a shame!
by Handsomeforsure September 2, 2025
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Hungarian national team

One of the best national teams you can support for that is also got payed by the non fans also

won against England what a legends
Did you watch the Hungarian national team yesterday?
by SztorcBence September 6, 2025
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Hungarian Hole-In-One

When you masturbate while lying on your back and right when you shot your load into the air you turn around and spread your asshole open.
You have successfully done the move if your sperm lands in you ass.
Im so horny, i'll do a hungarian hole-in-one this evening. It will be impressive
by Migger123 November 23, 2025
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The Hungarian Hotbox

The Hungarian Hotbox is a perverse act usually performed on males from Hungary who possess a glass eye.
The man in question removes his glass eye and his wife farts profusely in the socket while pissing in to his mouth, he vigorously masturbates during this taking place and upon climax she pops his prosthetic eye back in and shits on his forehead.
"You see the state of Zoltan when he arrived at the office this morning, looked proper rough and I reckon he has pink eye!"

"I heard him saying his Mrs was going to give him The Hungarian Hotbox last night for his Birthday, Even his glass one gets pink eye when he receives one"
by The Phantom Prankster January 10, 2026
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Hungarian flicker gooning

A version of flicker when you touch the tip of your penis with Viktor Orban while eating goulash soup full of smegma in the heart of Hungary, Budapest. Only lvl 50 sigma parlaiment participants can achive this type of flicker gooning. This type of gooning is a basically a struggle in order to resurrect our lord and saviour, Miklós Horthy.
"Lajos went to a class trip to the hungarian parlaiment.

He's gonna probably try to experience Hungarian flicker gooning."
by SzigmákosTészta69 April 11, 2025
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Hungarian Goulash Finger

When a guy named Bram sticks a finger up some dudes asshole in a Hungarian club.
“I was just minding my own business in a club when all of a sudden some random dude gave me a Hungarian Goulash Finger”
by Bungo Beleuresbel April 22, 2025
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