Milton Hershey High School

The only school in Pennsylvania where you can put weed in chocolate and nobody will notice. This school is for tryhards who are willing to sacrifice 98% of their sleep to learn about their school's founder's favorite color on June 27, 1903 (SPECIFICALLY) at 5:12 AM. This school is managed by the board of directors who happen to elect themselves, who have decided to use ICED TEA as a retardedly long acronym. Before attending this school, if you happen to like salt, don't. If you enjoy using household appliances, then you better not go to this school, unless you want to be cleaning like it's 1899. Overall this is a 5 star school, as rated by on-campus house parents.👍

Person 1: You're going to jail for child molestation
Person 2: Wait no!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can just be a house parent at Milton Hershey High School!
Person 3: I'll take my shirt off for a Hershey Kiss.
Person 4: So Persons 2 and 3, you reserved the back room of Founders Hall right?

by Kathrine Hershey July 2, 2021

technicolor hershey squirts

A colorful term for "Fruity Pebbles" in relation to "Cocoa Pebbles"

This termonology refers to the supreme distaste I have for cereal that tastes like a mixture of garbage, shit, rotten flesh, santorum, and vaginal fliuds.

Technicolor hershey squirts are just like the shits with a little more color and flavor.

by TheSantaMan December 12, 2006

hershey's push pop

your ass when it pushes out a poop. like prarie dogging

i was at the zoo when my hershey's push pop started prarie dogging.

by biggercynthiahasdiabeetus September 5, 2011

hershey highway hitchhiker

Gay man who likes to be the pitcher when having anal sex. He hops on board the hershey highway for a little ride.....

That guy is a freakin' hershey highway hitchhiker....

by JFKBMB January 13, 2007

Cream Filled Hershey Bar

When you fuck someone in the butt and it causes them to take a huge shit thats like a foot long and dark dark brown with cum on the inside of it.

I was banging my girl and i gave her a cream filled hershey bar.

by ajlfkjaflja July 22, 2007

Hershey Kiss Field Goal

A Hershey Kiss Field Goal is where you are fucking a girl in the ass and pull out a little hershey kiss shaped piece of poop on the end of your shaft. Then turn her around on her back and flick the the poop off your shaft and into her mouth.

ITS GOOD!!!

Make sure the girl doesnt use the bathroom for a while so there is plenty of ammunition in case you miss the first few times.

I pulled off the Hershey Kiss Field Goal on Kelly last night on my first try.

by Sibils October 13, 2006

Spongebob hershey kiss

When your girlfriend performs a spongebob donkey punch on you then you shart and she licks your ass crack.

I love it when my girlfriend gives me a big wet sloppy Spongebob hershey kiss.

by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008