chinese helicopter

When a woman pulls a bloody tampon out and whips it around above her head, spewing red blood all over the walls in a circular fashion.

Before she left my place, that bitch gave my bathroom a Chinese helicopter.

by scuba steve ironman October 2, 2013

Houston Helicopter

when you take ur dick out and spin it to mimic the rotation of helicopter blades on someones fucking face, this usually causes brutal lacerations to the eyes which in turn completly fucks the victim up and they are blind like a stupid ho.

I gave your mom a houston helicopter last night, no wonder she had pirate patches on her eyes this morning. She's fucking blind!!!!!!hhahahaah

by Shit fuck face December 12, 2007

Helicopter Poo

The art of having a shit at a bike rallyor festival when the portaloo hasnt been emptied for some time and the shit is upto the lid.

hovering aver the pan without touching the seat.

Man, those bogs are rank! There was a brown mountain so I had a helicopter poo!

by rexmaniac October 18, 2008

helicopter cock

when a girl is giving you head, scream helicopter and spin around in circles, slapping her in the face with your cock over and over again.

i gave some chick a helicopter cock last night.

by hill4747 July 13, 2009

helicopter typing

When using a computer keyboard, a helicopter typist stares are the keyboard whilst moving their index finger around in circles trying to find the key they are looking for.
This is repeated for each letter as they type, even if they have typed that letter recently.

Wow, look at that helicopter typing.

by pswilde March 25, 2020

Getaway helicopter

There are people who do it that way. They don't get away in a car they get away in damn helicopter!

They left the roof of the building they hit in the getaway helicopter.

by Solid Mantis May 5, 2017

Helicopter job

Involveds violently whipping your dick against a girls face for pleasure

Why have you got bruises on your face?....... I gave Tom a helicopter job xdxdxdx

by Wigglydick July 13, 2016