Harry Potter is the boy who lived. yes thats right and he will outlive you to, he will chase down all your horcruxes and make sure they are destroyed. Then come after you personally and blow your face off. He's just so Magical, he doesn't even need sleep. He just sits up every night crying about his dead parents. Yes thats right, the boy who lived has the parents who didnt live.
He lives in a cupboard under your staircase, but i bet you never noticed. thats why he's so scrawny looking, you never cared to feed him. And ever term he runs away, to a magical school where he learns spells the he can use to plot revenge against you, simply because he can. But thats not all he does! He sneaks around stealing books from the forbidden section of the library under his invisibility cloak and making cults against the ministry of magic and Voldemort (Dumbledores Army). And when he gets caught out he flys off on his firebolt (broom) leaving all his friends behind to fix it for him.Then once its dealt with he just mosies on back in like it never happened, then jump down a tunnel and get kiddnapped by his own goddfather, letting his best mates hideous rat escape, allowing the Dark Lord, Voldemort to come back to full power. Then when hes in denial he decides it'd be great fun to breakinto the ministry of magic, with his anti-ministry of magic cult. He's so rad like that, hes such a wizard gangsta. And he's gonna outlive you to!
He lives in a cupboard under your staircase, but i bet you never noticed. thats why he's so scrawny looking, you never cared to feed him. And ever term he runs away, to a magical school where he learns spells the he can use to plot revenge against you, simply because he can. But thats not all he does! He sneaks around stealing books from the forbidden section of the library under his invisibility cloak and making cults against the ministry of magic and Voldemort (Dumbledores Army). And when he gets caught out he flys off on his firebolt (broom) leaving all his friends behind to fix it for him.Then once its dealt with he just mosies on back in like it never happened, then jump down a tunnel and get kiddnapped by his own goddfather, letting his best mates hideous rat escape, allowing the Dark Lord, Voldemort to come back to full power. Then when hes in denial he decides it'd be great fun to breakinto the ministry of magic, with his anti-ministry of magic cult. He's so rad like that, hes such a wizard gangsta. And he's gonna outlive you to!
by TheHalfBloodUnicorn July 15, 2011
Often taking place during 4th of July celebrations, a Harry Potter Duel is when two individuals stand from a distance, pointing lit roman candle fireworks at each other à la Harry Potter.
by RustyNailTermz October 12, 2020
Acquiring a boner from exposure to material of the Harry Potter universe. This could be from watching a Harry Potter film, or something simple like seeing a stick resembling a magic wand. A Harry-Potter-Boner or "HPB" is something highly treasured and congratulated amongst Harry Potter Fans.
Tony: "Dude that Harry Potter film was so good i just got a HPB"
Chris:"A HPB?"
Tony:"Yeh, a Harry-Potter-Boner"
Chris: "Gratz on that man!"
Chris:"A HPB?"
Tony:"Yeh, a Harry-Potter-Boner"
Chris: "Gratz on that man!"
by HarryPotter is my home-boy December 01, 2010
the deadish feeling you get the next day of school or work after seeing the midnight premier of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows
cody- dude I can't focus, I'm gonna fail the econ quiz.
josue- I know, I'm feeling that Harry Potter Hangover too
josue- I know, I'm feeling that Harry Potter Hangover too
by Mr. Ody November 19, 2010
A seven-book series by J.K. Rowling. The series follows a boy named Harry Potter as he learns he is a wizard and spends six years at the wizarding school Hogwarts. While he is there, he and his two friends Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger get into many adventures.
The seventh year (and book) involve Harry going through trials to get to his arch-nemesis, Lord Voldemort. Though he is ultimately successful, Harry is plagued by the deaths of many of his friends and allies in the final battle.
The movies follow the storyline loosely, and leave out some crucial parts to fill time slots. The seventh book will be split into two movies.
The seventh year (and book) involve Harry going through trials to get to his arch-nemesis, Lord Voldemort. Though he is ultimately successful, Harry is plagued by the deaths of many of his friends and allies in the final battle.
The movies follow the storyline loosely, and leave out some crucial parts to fill time slots. The seventh book will be split into two movies.
Harry Potter (series) includes:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
by Ranuu March 28, 2008
When you are doing a ho from behind magnificently and just as you are about to cum, you spin that bitch 'round, jizz in her eye and yell "EXPELLIARMUS," thereby disarming her.
After I harry potter that ho, she wont be able to open her eye for like an hour. Richard Dawkins will be so proud.
by baddkitymypotpie July 12, 2009
by HalfBloodWeasley October 27, 2011