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gurt

gurt is based.
Person 1: yogurt
gurt: gurt
Person 1:gurt
by BlueYSusAmigosYT November 7, 2022
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Gurt

Something very smart but also very dangerous. Can be a modifier to clarify.
Being a stuntman is so gurt. G’he has a Phd in child psychology.
by voggsp April 21, 2025
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Gurting

When someone is doing something very smart but at the same time very dangerous. Used by the unemployed/chronically online reel users
Me: yogurt
Gurt: yo wassup I’m straight up gurting it right now
by Spoodledarf April 9, 2025
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Gurt

PERSON 1: Gurt so Kevin
Gurt: vro.
by Vrowhogurt May 3, 2025
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Gurting

when you're about to bust and you press your urethra against someone's nostril, letting it fill up their nasal cavity. If it's a fat load, it can squirt out the other nostril, giving the appearance of a gogurt tube being squeezed dry.
"Fuck man I gurted Bryan the other day and it was insane! It shot at least 2 feet out of his nose."

"Wanna go gurting after school? Don't worry, you can gurt me back after"
by Simsonchin April 10, 2025
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Gurting

Doing something very smart but something very dangerous at the same time
A cat is stuck on the tree and Joe is going to get that cat down by climbing up.

Joe is gurting in order to get that cat down off the tree
by TeenWithInformation April 12, 2025
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Gurt

" YOGURT!"
Gurt - Sybau
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