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they got a pill for that

Man I'm going crazy"They got a pill for that cure".
by Coachhessie March 19, 2017
mugGet the they got a pill for thatmug.

Got it in the marriage

When a man gets married and gives things to his single friends that his new wife will not allow him to keep. Porn, action figures, comics, etc.
A variation of Got it in the divorce.
Dude: Cool surf board bro! Where'd ya get it?
Man: My brother got married and his wife wouldn't let him keep it. I got it in the marriage
by Rodge Farlowe August 20, 2011
mugGet the Got it in the marriagemug.

got a Barnsley

An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.
James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..

Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley
by WordWeasal May 25, 2011
mugGet the got a Barnsleymug.

Got the Spreadsheet

A phase made popular through a fight between husband and wife where the husband detailed all of her rejections and responses to invitations for sex in a spreadsheet. Widely considered a relationship WMD. Related "sending him the spreadsheet", "making up the spreadsheet"
"Hey I heard Felicia and Joe broke up, what happened?"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"
by Florida RJ July 22, 2014
mugGet the Got the Spreadsheetmug.

got layers

He's got layers on him

That got layers

Your mum's mousakka got layers on

Yo, does he got layers?

RespectPay homage
by moffy7 December 14, 2015
mugGet the got layersmug.

Got Receipts

When somebody pulls up info/ tea from the past when you contradict yourself.
Guy 1: I can't believe Jane got pregnant
Guy: 2 But didn't you get Mary pregnant last week
Guy 1: Damn boy, you got receipts!
by Littlepepsi September 28, 2019
mugGet the Got Receiptsmug.

ain't got no

Ain't got no is defined as do not have.
by Keen Gadfly November 13, 2020
mugGet the ain't got nomug.

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