A cure
by Coachhessie March 19, 2017

When a man gets married and gives things to his single friends that his new wife will not allow him to keep. Porn, action figures, comics, etc.
A variation of Got it in the divorce.
A variation of Got it in the divorce.
Dude: Cool surf board bro! Where'd ya get it?
Man: My brother got married and his wife wouldn't let him keep it. I got it in the marriage
Man: My brother got married and his wife wouldn't let him keep it. I got it in the marriage
by Rodge Farlowe August 20, 2011

An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.
James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..
Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley
Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley
by WordWeasal May 25, 2011

A phase made popular through a fight between husband and wife where the husband detailed all of her rejections and responses to invitations for sex in a spreadsheet. Widely considered a relationship WMD. Related "sending him the spreadsheet", "making up the spreadsheet"
"Hey I heard Felicia and Joe broke up, what happened?"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"
by Florida RJ July 22, 2014

He's got layers on him
That got layers
Your mum's mousakka got layers on
Yo, does he got layers?
RespectPay homage
That got layers
Your mum's mousakka got layers on
Yo, does he got layers?
RespectPay homage
by moffy7 December 14, 2015

Guy 1: I can't believe Jane got pregnant
Guy: 2 But didn't you get Mary pregnant last week
Guy 1: Damn boy, you got receipts!
Guy: 2 But didn't you get Mary pregnant last week
Guy 1: Damn boy, you got receipts!
by Littlepepsi September 28, 2019

by Keen Gadfly November 13, 2020
