When your piece of shit ex won’t let you live your life, thrive and move on. They pop up from the social soil through any means necessary. As cute as their furry faces may be, they will irreparably damage the ground that you walk on.
I was about to head out with my girls but my ex came gopherring in with an, “I miss you” text. Trying to bring me down and keep me in his tiny little paws.
by Gingerspritz August 1, 2018
Get the Gopherring mug.-In the wild, a gopher is a small rodent with big cheeks.
-However calling someone a gopher, can be used as a nickname meaning that the person is funny/cute with *most importantly* squishy cheeks.
-However calling someone a gopher, can be used as a nickname meaning that the person is funny/cute with *most importantly* squishy cheeks.
1. The gopher in my backyard ate all my plants.
2. Have you seen *insert name*’s cheeks ?! *Person* is such a gopher !!!
2. Have you seen *insert name*’s cheeks ?! *Person* is such a gopher !!!
by ItIsWednesdayMyDudes_ August 3, 2018
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One who gophs
by Sgt.Combustable August 26, 2018
Get the Gopher mug.A gopher buddy is a friendship between two people where you are able to be complete and total dumbasses together, and yet still find each other attractive no matter what faces you make towards each other.
Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!
"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."
"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."
by chiknmcfigginnugnet August 6, 2019
Get the Gopher Buddy mug.A place in West Cork so cut off from civilisation that they had to resort to incest to carry on only because its Impossible to impregnate a donkey. Which would suit someone better because the people from goleen are uglier than such animal. The only area worse than goleen in the known universe is durrus
Ah here I have to go to goleen.
Why the fuck are you doing that?
Because Im doing work experience in the cafe post office.
Ah fuck don't get taken by the inbreds they got cian the other day.
Wish me luck.
Why the fuck are you doing that?
Because Im doing work experience in the cafe post office.
Ah fuck don't get taken by the inbreds they got cian the other day.
Wish me luck.
by Multipleassortmentofbeans October 8, 2019
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People with this last name Goree are wise and good in bed, and have crazy powers to make you do what they want.
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