goober snatch

An imaginary disease, which may not be so imaginary. Usually involves goobers exiting a woman's vaginal cavity. Commonly known as "dirty whore syndrome."
Guy driving by hookers with friends: "Eh, I bet she's got a hefty case of the goober snatch."
by ImTotallyGoingToStalkYou April 29, 2007
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Goober Shnoober

A phrase used to greet an individual who has been acting particularly strange as of late. It is not considered an insult to call someone a Goober Shnoober and rather a polite way of saying hello.
by CheeseballWasTaken December 20, 2022
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alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.
Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...
by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017
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goober pinching

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it
OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room
by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018
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Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan
Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?
by Metallicajunkie October 01, 2018
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goober hog

A stupid hog that likes incest.
Shut, you goober hog
by PooDealer69 May 08, 2019
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