Goblin Daddy
compound word; noun; term of endearment; def. one who is newly sober and thus still suffering from severe withdrawal symptoms and drug and/or alcohol cravings; the "goblin" component is in reference to the general appearance of said person, who shall bear resemblance to a wet, scaly homeless person; while the "daddy" term denotes the typically male gender of the subject and former or potential physical appeal.
compound word; noun; term of endearment; def. one who is newly sober and thus still suffering from severe withdrawal symptoms and drug and/or alcohol cravings; the "goblin" component is in reference to the general appearance of said person, who shall bear resemblance to a wet, scaly homeless person; while the "daddy" term denotes the typically male gender of the subject and former or potential physical appeal.
Erika: check out that Goblin Daddy at 12 O' Clock!
Jasmine: Oh that's Neil... He just came back from a relapse
Jasmine: Oh that's Neil... He just came back from a relapse
by Goblin daddy June 15, 2016
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David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.
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Get the Kiss the goblin mug.Mine goblins are creatures of folklore derived from stories told from generation to generation by the people of Sawcon, Russia. They are said to live in mines and prey on miners excavating their habitats. One of the most popular stories of mine goblins, has to be the story of Candice. In this legend, a girl named Candice supposedly comes sick with a case of ligma, but the only way she could cure her ligma, was by obtaining the legendary stone of Sugma. She went into the mines of her hometown (Sawcon), and searched for the glowing red jewel. She unfortunately ran into a group of mine goblins, who ate her alive. The end. It is thought that parents would tell their kids this story in the hopes that their children wouldn't go into the dangerous mines.
by Mike_Coxlong18094 October 8, 2022
Get the Mine Goblin mug.A person (usually some sort of weightlifter) who is an avid user of the performance enhancer Trenbolone, otherwise known simply as “Tren”.
Guy 1: Bro do you see that guy deadlifting 500 lbs? Didn’t he just start lifting like 2 months ago?
Guy 2: Yeah bro I saw that guy with a needle in his ass in the locker room earlier, total Tren goblin.
Guy 1: Yeah makes sense, explains why he’s gained 80 lbs in muscle and can hit everything every day.
Guy 2: Yeah bro I saw that guy with a needle in his ass in the locker room earlier, total Tren goblin.
Guy 1: Yeah makes sense, explains why he’s gained 80 lbs in muscle and can hit everything every day.
by KB2000 January 19, 2022
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Person #1: Watch out for those dark alleys and ghetto gas station parking lots. The salt goblins come out at all times searching for their precious.
by Phenomenal1738 May 31, 2022
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Jessica: Im going to get water brb (mutes mic)
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION
2 mins later
Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION
2 mins later
Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION
by nutinpass December 23, 2020
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