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Salt Goblin

A person who has done so much crack, they literally look like the goblin, Gollum, off of Lord of the Rings; another word for crackheads
Person #1: Watch out for those dark alleys and ghetto gas station parking lots. The salt goblins come out at all times searching for their precious.
by Phenomenal1738 May 31, 2022
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Mine Goblin

Mine goblins are creatures of folklore derived from stories told from generation to generation by the people of Sawcon, Russia. They are said to live in mines and prey on miners excavating their habitats. One of the most popular stories of mine goblins, has to be the story of Candice. In this legend, a girl named Candice supposedly comes sick with a case of ligma, but the only way she could cure her ligma, was by obtaining the legendary stone of Sugma. She went into the mines of her hometown (Sawcon), and searched for the glowing red jewel. She unfortunately ran into a group of mine goblins, who ate her alive. The end. It is thought that parents would tell their kids this story in the hopes that their children wouldn't go into the dangerous mines.
"Have you heard of the recent sightings of Mine Goblins in the caves"
by Mike_Coxlong18094 October 8, 2022
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Titty Goblin

A reference to Mexican nightlife star “Luis Fernando Moya” and his large chest. The term has been popularized in Juarez, Mexico and surrounding region. Additionally, an alcoholic beverage named such is available at Esquina de Chihuas bar in Ave. Juarez. The term Titty Goblin has spread throughout Mexican/ American pop culture and a film is also in the works.
Person 1: “Wow look at those boobs they are huge”
Person 2: “Those are nice but nothing compared to Luis the Titty Goblin”
by Pepe du Pont December 21, 2022
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Goblin Daddy

Goblin Daddy

compound word; noun; term of endearment; def. one who is newly sober and thus still suffering from severe withdrawal symptoms and drug and/or alcohol cravings; the "goblin" component is in reference to the general appearance of said person, who shall bear resemblance to a wet, scaly homeless person; while the "daddy" term denotes the typically male gender of the subject and former or potential physical appeal.
Erika: check out that Goblin Daddy at 12 O' Clock!
Jasmine: Oh that's Neil... He just came back from a relapse
by Goblin daddy June 15, 2016
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Party Goblin

When that Hawaii boy gets his fourth glass of Hennessy and there's no stopping him.
"Hey should we get another drink?"
"Not unless you want to meet the PARTY GOBLIN"

"When are we going home?"
"Well the party goblin has been unleashed so not until dawn.
by crow912 December 17, 2016
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Kiss the goblin

To speak articulately, fluently, amusingly, but ultimately nonsensically. To bullshit externsively.
Example: Too many beers and Davo will kiss the goblin and we can't shut him up.
by Dog Bolter April 1, 2023
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Breakfast Goblin

Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.
Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015
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