Gump

The act of gumping

Dude im straight gumping it

by noodlecultist February 29, 2024

The Forest Gump Theory

How long can your one run a day be during the UK lockdown before you get arrest.

Hey I’m bored, let’s test the Forest Gump theory.

by EXB FOR THE WIN March 24, 2020

Gumping It

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it'? So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line. So while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."

so it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. this is called gumping it.

by Cranky Boots April 17, 2023

Gump

Opposite of a butt, a mattress.

Mommy Mommy can I get a queen sized Gump?

by Goon Rat March 13, 2020

Gump It

To start walking in one direction as far and long as humanly possible to go like Forrest Gump did. He did it so long he grew a beard n whatnot.

I'm so sick of this shit. I want to go off the fucking grid permanently but perhaps I could Gump it as long as I can and return.

by Inbredsumbitch May 9, 2022

gumping

To be very happy about something.

Person 1: I am absolutely fucking gumping right now

Person 2: fr

by Butthead4388 June 30, 2022

Gump it

To haul ass, make haste

Bob: "The cops showed up so we had to gump it out of there"

by TesticularContorsionLover September 12, 2021