Skip to main content

freshman flu

A word for the sickness that spreads around for the first few months of a semester, caused by freshmen being taken from their isolated social-bubbles and being moved into dorms to live on top of each other.
A: “Aw man, I just moved into the dorms and now my neighbors and my roommate are all sick!”
B: “Sounds like the Freshman Flu’s going around again, better to just accept your fate.”
by That dude steve November 2, 2022
mugGet the freshman flumug.

Freshman fisher

creepy upperclassmen, usually seniors, who's past times include: drinking beer, hitting on newly 18 year olds, and buying underclassmen alcohol.
person 1: look how pathetic that guy looks buying that freshman a drink
person 2: he's a total freshman fisher. he'll probably fuck her tonight and move on to the next.
by ke$hanimal March 31, 2012
mugGet the Freshman fishermug.

freshman goggles

Similar to beer goggles. When you are a freshman (in high school or college) and everyone you meet is new and exciting, you think that people (especially of the opposite sex) are attractive, nice and/or interesting when they're actually aggressively mediocre in hindsight. Although this phenomenon is worst in high school freshmen and can actually lead to mistakes that impact the rest of one's high school life, upon acceptance to college the high school senior immediately forgets everything they learned not to do and proceeds to make the same mistakes as a college freshman (although freshman goggles usually fade within a month or two in college, while a high school freshman may wear their goggles for the entire year).
September, high school senior: "Ugh, Rafael is coming back for alumni day this week. I really don't want to see him again."
Emma, high school senior: "I can't believe you actually liked him."
September: "I had freshman goggles. I can't believe I was ever that stupid. By the way, have I told you about Dylan?"
Emma: "No?"
September: "Yeah, I met him online! We both got into the same program at X University. This is him. He's cute, isn't he? We talk like every day and we're making plans to meet up before school starts and..."
Emma: "And the cycle continues."
by QueenZ122699 October 19, 2018
mugGet the freshman gogglesmug.

Freshman

"Freshman" is a school term for "Newfag"
Mark: oh hey James I'm a freshman now!!
James: doesn't that make you a newfag?
mugGet the Freshmanmug.

Freshman mango

The type of juul flavor that is what develops the nicotine addiction in most highschool freshman’s.
Cate: my advice for my younger self is to not get addicted to freshman mango
by Scythe Mercury April 27, 2019
mugGet the Freshman mangomug.

Freshman Wall

When a group of stupid 14 year olds forget how to walk in the middle of the doorway or hallway and block you from proceeding.
"Hey, why did you throw me down the stairs?!"
"Sorry, you were creating a Freshman Wall"
by S1Xcait September 14, 2022
mugGet the Freshman Wallmug.

Freshman

freshman are like the ones that more sexual and drug stufflike okay basically it’s seen as “fresh “ cause like it makes them “cool” but it really doesn’t and it sactually hella degrading.. freshman also tend to be more racist like and it’s just they are allowed to even when they are white and even are into slavery play and kinks
“Omg that freshman is so rude

Don’t say freshman its a bad word
by anonymous November 4, 2021
mugGet the Freshmanmug.

Share this definition