Chronic Fail

Its not fail, its not even epic fail...
its chronic fail

Kieran: My coursework got marked yesterday, i got an A*.
Unfortunately i lost it this morning
Phil: Ahaha Chronic Fail!

by Roflolrus May 12, 2009

Fail Gun

(Noun) A hand motion where you shape your hand to what looks like a gun and "shoot" yourself because you realized you have or will do something thats worthy of a fail.

Crap, I left my wallet at my ex's house just before we broke up. -Shoots self with a fail gun-

Oh god, Im going to shoot myself with the failgun cuz I forgot it's mother's day.

by ikeeledmyselfsobad August 2, 2009

Fail to Prevail

when someone tries really hard to beat you at something but fail miserably

almost as bad as an epic fail

person: ha ha take this (fire ball)

me: (counter attack, deflect fire ball at person)

person: auh SHIT!....(dies)

me: You fail to prevail

by Part of the Ownification unit November 27, 2009

rockband fail

playing on easy difficulty.

dude, youre such a rockband fail. look at yourself, youre playing on easyyyy.

by ap16 January 9, 2011

Condom Fail

Jake paul

Ksi: Wow jake paul is such a condom fail

by Ksi’s black cock August 12, 2020

Fail Tactic

When a person or entity repeats the same thing over and over again unsuccessfully, expecting a positive outcome each time.

a tank rush noob getting pwned by rocket men in command and conquer 3, rather than realising the folly of their fail tactic they will continue to pump out as many tanks as possible expecting to win.

"tank rush = fail tactic"

by mynicknamerocks February 17, 2009

Medium Fail

Failure on a Sub-Epic level and/or repeated minor failures.

Joshua Tracy Atwood is refereed to as Medium Fail for repeatedly giving mostly correct answers to his peers failing to provide the correct answer to the pivotal part of the question.

by Demonico62 May 4, 2009