Fartist

Any artist (musician, writer, etc.) whose works only repulse the general public in a way similar to how farts are considered unpleasant.

Fart+Artist=Fartist

She is at that huge pop-country music festival. I stayed home because I could not justify patronizing those fartists

by w0rdchef February 20, 2011

facts dont care about your feelings

a dumb statement republicans say to justify whatever dumb shit they believe in

republican: corona virus is a hoax
non-republican: um, people are dying from it-
republican: facts dont care about your feelings!

by scorpio in a trenchcoat December 4, 2020

Faction

A Type of wakeskate made by Liquid Force

I just picked up the new Liquid force faction wakeskate. its cheap but it rides so smooth!

by Lf rider May 30, 2008

facist

one who is in love with the face

his nose, his eyes, his ears..ooohhh im a facist!!!

by gay May 12, 2003

facting

restating a fact

"Are you asking a question or restating the fact?"
"I'm facting."

by danigirl97 September 5, 2011

Factical

Factical; A tactically placed factual statement.

Im going to say his ass smells like shit, while Jenny is around. Not trying to say anything rude, I'm just going to make a factical statement, so that she thinks he is gross and smelly.

by beefstick182 January 15, 2015

Facebook Friend Faction Management

The phrase to describe a situation where you have a large number of facebook 'friends,' some of whom know things about you that they could post that you do not want other friends to know about.

This is a situation best managed by having the correct privacy settings, deleting some of your friends off Facebook and not initiating any posts yourself, thereby preventing a situation where a friend reveals a fact about you that you do not wish someone else knowing about.

Oh sh*t! The surprise party for Fiona will be no surprise if i dont delete that post I made with the comment from Dave about bringing the drinks on Thursday! Time for some Facebook Friend Faction Management!

by mids99 April 4, 2010