A popular website where one can join the most pointless groups. Usually, these groups are associated with the boring things done in everyday life. News that your "friends" have joined these groups tend to infest your homepage, and tempt you to join or create a group along the lines of "I am tired of the pointless facebook groups".
I have nothing better to do right now, therefore I'm joining the "I tend to use a spoon to eat soup and cereal" group on Facebook.
by Assclownfd January 23, 2010
Get the Facebook mug.A person who spends too much time on social networking sites. (Note that although the word contains facebook, it really extends to any networking site (MySpace, Twitter, MSN, etc.)); Someone who must continuously check and re-check their accounts to see if a change has occured, or if a friend updates anything; this will get to a point where they schedule their day around their networking site; if they reach this final stage, kill them swiftly and with no hesitation. If we do not respond to this growing appocalypse, we will be overrun by Facebook Zombies. Nothing will stop them. They know no fear.
Kimo: Doo doo doo, hey Phiz, come check this ou-
Phiz: Can't, can't, can't! Hmm... 2:30! I gotta check my wall! I posted a humourous status half an hour ago! What if someone commented on it?
Kimo: Jesus, Phiz. You... you're a Facebook Zombie now... sorry, mate...
*gunshot*
Phiz: Can't, can't, can't! Hmm... 2:30! I gotta check my wall! I posted a humourous status half an hour ago! What if someone commented on it?
Kimo: Jesus, Phiz. You... you're a Facebook Zombie now... sorry, mate...
*gunshot*
by Kimo & PhizzyKola May 1, 2010
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by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012
Get the Awkward Facebooker mug.What you engage in when you first join Facebook and you spend all your time searching for people to be friends with so you won't look like a loser.
Me: Jill finally joined Facebook today, and she spent the whole day at work in a Facebook friendzy.
You: Well, yeah...Nobody wants to look like a loser because they only have 3 friends!
You: Well, yeah...Nobody wants to look like a loser because they only have 3 friends!
by wordy birdy October 16, 2009
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a facebook stakeout can be very boring, but that thirty seconds where you ask the person what your english homework was and then try to make a conversation out of it is so rewarding.
by fuckyouguysi'mgoinghome97124 November 16, 2009
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Get the FacebookFriday mug.A person with like 200+ friends but still feels the urge to post status updates on how bored or lonely they are. most likey for generated sympathy.
Girl : sigh ill just watch a movie by myself tonight
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness
by noobness January 27, 2010
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