fucktard

1. A contraction of 'fucking' and 'custard'.

2. Custard employed as a lubricant in the act of copulation.

Mother: It's stewed apples and custard for pudding, dear!
Son: Fucktard again?

Mother: Okay big boy. Slide it in!
Son: Hold it right there Mother, I'll just get the fucktard.

by AThousandCuts May 27, 2010

Fucktard

Fuck and retard conjoined. Often referring to people such as handy douches, such as: Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and those guys who use your face jokes too often (and your mom jokes)

Example 1
Guy1: Oh thats funny!
Guy2: Your face is funny!!!!
Guy1: God dammit, Fuck, your such a FUCKTARD!

Example2
Guy1: Do you know how high mount Everest is?
Guy2: Your mom!!
Guy1: Can you be more of a FUCKTARD??!

by SmitheeFuckTard December 26, 2009

Fucktard

To be really fucking retarded

If you are conor smale you are a "fucktard

by anthony nichols February 4, 2009

Fucktard

An extremely retarded internet user.

<noob> HOW DO I CHANGE MY AVATAR?!!11 WHERES THE MODERATORSZ?!11

<vet> STFU u FUCKTARD.

by Teh Deputy November 24, 2003

fucktard

a combination of "fucking retard"

You are a fucktard

by Dana November 9, 2003

FuckTard

When someone is acting really stupid and dumb

Jeez that guy is a real fucktard on the road

by JWolff August 30, 2006

fucktard

a combination of "fucking" and "retard", therefore, making anyone, whom this descriptive noun is place upon, a fucking retard.

"you're such a fucktard when in comes to math"

by the dudette October 28, 2003