Anal Flood

When you give a girl an enema and force her to hold it in before you perform anal sex. This causes contractions that can be pleasurable to the man.

It is advisable to have her use a dueche first as this may have disastrous results if she is not in complete control of herself.

Dude, I gave her an anal flood before I put it in and I could feel her bear down on me the whole time.

by Dr. McNasty420 August 20, 2023

Flood

When your mutha fucken landlord doesnt listen to your mutha fucken requests about your mutha fucken washing machine being mutha fucken broken and now you got a mutha fucken flood.

My mutha fucken washing machine is broken and my mutha fucken landlord hasn't fixed it and now I have a mutha fucken flood.

by Mutha Fucken Jones April 8, 2021

Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand

Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck

by officedaddy September 20, 2022

Facebook Flood

Having your facebook newsfeed flooded about updates of a particular event(s)

A: man, I got facebook flooded by all these NHL games.

B: orly? Mine's flooded with apps.

by idontknowwhatnametouse December 1, 2011

Flood

(n.) a horrible annoying piece of shit caused by fay that gets in all of your friends' houses and destroys everything and makes alligators and fish in the street and makes it so you can't go to school, etc. In short, you just hate it; because you hate Fay and it is a by-product of Fay.

(adj.) Since the flood is hated so much, it is used as an adjective roughly equivalent to the British term "bloody" or "bleeding"

(n.) Damn that flood, there was an alligator in my nieghbor's car, and a fish in my bedroom-canal!

(adj.) You are a flooding idiot. You floody moron.

by Fay-Hater October 16, 2008

flooding

The act of submitting an excessive amount of content to an online platform. The term is used on different types of platforms, so depending on the platform content may refer to chat messages, forum posts, videos, pictures, etc.

Username was banned for flooding.

by PitchforkAssistant October 25, 2023

Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning

Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.

by J. Gallo November 1, 2020