turd flood

When the toilet overflows from one massive solid turd surrounded by brown shit water.
I destroyed that bathroom, and caused a turd flood everywhere!
by UnNaturalDisaster April 29, 2016
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Preach floods to Noah

Advocate to someone an opinion or stance that s/he already holds -- preach to the converted -- push on an open door . . . with a flavour of "a bit of a waste of time and effort"
Turns out we agree on this, so I won't try to preach floods to Noah.
by Kickasso April 14, 2021
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Flooding the cave

When you cum inside her and then immediately proceed to piss inside her pussy.
1: Dude, I was flooding the cave with Rachel last night!
2: You sick fuck...
by Cruned July 16, 2021
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coastal flooding

to excrete bodily fluid in a manner that floods over the waistline of your pants, skirt, or undergarments for the public to see.
Tomi: "Kehd, is Jenny having some wicked flow this month or what?"
Dominic: "Yea guy, look at that coastal flooding just washing out of her jeggings d00d."
by illy Wonka January 04, 2014
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Flooded-Flute

When a female is highly turned on and to the point that she’s a real super soaker. The males penis upon having intercourse becomes wrinkled (like your fingers when you’re in the water to long)! The flaccid penis becomes useless to the female after being drowned by her own hurricane of pleasure . Usually the sad decrepit flute just becomes completely inoperable. No more pleasure gun! So this means no Bang!Bang! So choose your side bitches carefully.
Sally, can you believe that bastard”Burton” actually turned up in bed with a flooded-flute?!!
by zAbBa.ZaBbA.zOm.ZoM February 23, 2022
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Dick flood

When guys send you a Flood of dick pics.

Uninvited and unsolicited.
"Oh my God. Did you hear about Twanna? She got a divorce because of a dick flood. Her husband thought she was cheating."
by Meme Mourey January 06, 2018
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sex flood

1. (Noun) The puddles of juices left behind after an intense sex session.

2. (Verb) the act of juicing up a mattress to maximum swamp level
Guy1: If you guys are dating, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?

Guy2: So we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. That bed looked like an inside-out water bed.
by BettyYellowSplash April 03, 2024
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