The Elevator Paradox

So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.

Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..

by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019

Elevator Queen

Elevator queen is a former politician named Cherrie Berry, Which appeared in 28,000 elevators as a picture frame in her 20 years of office as the commissioner of labor in North Carolina.

Person:I just saw elevator queen in my hotel today!

by Duoflop November 1, 2021

Elevation fever

An unexplained attraction to persons of considerable height.

Erica thinks Mark is cute, but she just has elevation fever.

by Hollapoint July 14, 2021

!geoffry.cc #Elevated

ah... where do i start, !geoffry.cc #Elevated aka sussy baka, he is very sus and I think he might be imposter. he hates fortnite a lot because he sucks at it and every other game. he definitely regrets building a pc. he also sits on discord 24/7 and does not go outside and has no clue what grass is

xtert: do u know !geoffry.cc #Elevated

tb server: yes he is a mini mod

by ase gone August 3, 2021

elevator

louis tomlinson’s ex

louies : omg did you see louis and eleanor broke up!
larry : omg wh- elevator? wow that’s obviously so heartbreaking

by jostylinson June 20, 2021

Human Elevator

Naked man standing up, props a male midget on his shoulders with both of the midget’s legs hanging on one side of standing mans neck. Standing man then has girl straddle him and he holds her up. He penetrates her arse and at the same time she starts to suck off the midget. Once the midget cums in the girls mouth she spits the cum over the mans face and the midget shits down the mans back, at the same time.

Man, I had shit going down one side of me and cum down the other. I was like a human elevator!!

by Dirty Long River June 27, 2012

Elevator Love

The 20 second ride on the elevator when you fall in the with the hot person.

"Man, I was in elevator love with that guy"...

by nyctay March 14, 2012