dingleberry

Dingleberry in Australian locality, refers to a national wholesale open-access data network project with both wired, and radio communication components rolled out and operated by NBN Co Limited. As the largest infrastructure project in Australia's history, it has been the subject of significant political contention, technological musical chairs and extensive delay deployment of the originally intended goal (to provide working and usable internet) for many years to come. This has resulted in the metaphorically definition of NBN as a small lump of poop, that's hangs with no sight of its intended destination.

Internet access has been disconnected all together after an ultimatum was sent via a postal letter from a company called NBN that states I must connect to it immediately. Despite hesitation, I agreed to connect to the new network lines but was then told I was not able to do so as work had not even commenced. Then I was told the old access couldn't be reconnected due to poorly explained bureaucratic reasons and I was left for months with no re-connection date. After some more months passed, you finally connected me to your new upgraded line although I have noticed that I am now being charged for speed based data that isn't capable of doing even half of the speeds claimed and is actually worse and less consistent the previous line that worked fine. ISP's have changed their Australian product range to offer consumers a dingleberry.

by i0iii0i0 November 28, 2017

Dingleberry joe

A person of great significance but who's sort of odd.

"Like oh my holy flipping dingleberry joe that due fr fr is shure is a dingleberry joe"
- "fr fr dude, so true"

by Kui Xang March 20, 2023

dingleberry

A foolish person that doesn’t know what’s going on.

Sarah is a dingleberry

by Urban dictionary named myself December 29, 2019

Dingleberries

Lint balls in the genital and anal areas .

Jim Doe got dingleberries in his general areas from using the wrong toilet tissue.

by Straw white September 26, 2019

Dingleberry

A really swagger person; a clown/foolish person.

Nah, jit was being a dingleberry.

by Ademen March 24, 2023

dingleberry tea

a concoction made from steeping dried dingleberries into hot water of about 120F

did you like that dingleberry tea I made you?

by indica_weeds November 17, 2022

Dingleberries

The little round fecal pellets of animal droppings such as sheep, that have the appearance of a berry lying in grass or still hanging from or in the vicinity of the woollen backsides they emanated from.

Clueless person: Oooh look I found some magic berries in the long grass in yonder field... they don't taste as good as they look.

Farmer: Yep ye found some dingleberries from m' dingleberry field. I hope ye closed the gate or all m' sheep will scarper.

by Munchy Arsebiscuit May 28, 2020