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digital minor

Someone on the internet who is under 13, and as a result isn’t supposed to be using social networking sites.
Woah, why would you post something so explicit? Aren’t you a digital minor?!?!?!
by iOpenX March 9, 2021
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digital friendship

A friendship where all interactions are online or thru the use of technology. No time is spend face to face.
I never see or do things with my friend Chris except chat online, our friendship is purely a digital friendship.
by Dony Butcher July 10, 2019
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doody digit

When a finger (aka digit) pokes through the toilet paper and accidentally contributes to the wiping, causing a poopful finger to ensue. Doody on the digit = a doody digit. Otherwise known as a poke through.
Damn, got a doody digit again after attempting to wipe with that shitty, much too thin toilet paper.
by doody digits are real May 11, 2016
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Digital Tourette's

it should be called Digital coprolalia

1. Uncontrolled and unfettered uttering
of profanities whilst online.

2. Some things said during a fit of "Online Coprolalia" will be completely uncalled for and may result in uncontrolled LOL's and rofl's and coffee spurting through ones nose.
misquoted examples of Digital Tourette's on FB

1.person on facebook = "Had a shitty day"
Megan = " awww that not fun!! Vagina."

2. person on facebook = " my boss is crap"
Ms Clark = "Mother fuckers. Go in and kick their chicken butts."
by Not-someone-else January 27, 2012
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digital hoarder

a person who downloads excessive amounts of movies, tv shows and mp3s to the point of needing multiple external hard drives to accommodate them
1- I have a 1,000 gig external hard drive. I have to, I have thousands of mp3's, music videos, movies, tv series... I have every single south park episode ever made, in order, and the movie

2 - you are such a digital hoarder. they could make a show about you.
by roxysoxy December 20, 2010
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Digital docking

When two men keep poking each other on Facebook, instead of just admitting that they are gay and want to swallow each other’s love juice.
Rick and Andy are into digital docking with each other.
by Conman75 July 19, 2021
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digital silence

When you loose your data connection and your streaming music or movie stops playing.
The damn movie stopped right during the good part. Shut up and enjoy the digital silence for a little while.
by Trader J November 4, 2020
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