digital friendship

A friendship where all interactions are online or thru the use of technology. No time is spend face to face.

I never see or do things with my friend Chris except chat online, our friendship is purely a digital friendship.

by Dony Butcher July 10, 2019

digital hoarder

a person who downloads excessive amounts of movies, tv shows and mp3s to the point of needing multiple external hard drives to accommodate them

1- I have a 1,000 gig external hard drive. I have to, I have thousands of mp3's, music videos, movies, tv series... I have every single south park episode ever made, in order, and the movie

2 - you are such a digital hoarder. they could make a show about you.

by roxysoxy December 20, 2010

Digital Steering

Driving term. The art of breaking a smooth cornering manoeuvre into a number of straight steps, causing any passengers to believe that the car is about to hit the side of the road at the end of each 'step'.

This technique is quite common amongst those who have only recently started driving.

My wife has honed her Digital Steering skill to such an extent that she can even bounce from side to side when driving down a perfectly straight piece of road.

by Bermudabob May 3, 2010

crib digits

Your boy’s address.

We have been talking, but now you are ready to come over. Here are my crib digits.

by tinkerslink November 17, 2018

doody digit

When a finger (aka digit) pokes through the toilet paper and accidentally contributes to the wiping, causing a poopful finger to ensue. Doody on the digit = a doody digit. Otherwise known as a poke through.

Damn, got a doody digit again after attempting to wipe with that shitty, much too thin toilet paper.

by doody digits are real May 11, 2016

Digital Dick

A phrase when sexting or dirty talking online

"Do you want my digital dick, babe 😍"

by Jade Broccoli March 25, 2019

digital invalid

A person who has barely any knowledge of how to use digital devices: has never browsed the web, never owned a smart phone, and shows no effort on wanting to learn how…

“He doesn’t even know how to turn on a computer”…he’s a “digital invalid”

by Mannymoe May 20, 2023