National grab dick day

On april 12 it’s national grab dick day

Can i grab your dick? You cant say no becouse it’s national grab dick day

by Trusmeyoushit April 4, 2019

National suck a dick day

On October 7 every girl has to suck their boyfriends or best friends dick

Guy: you know what day it is
Girl: October 7
Guy: it’s national suck a dick day

by anonymous October 6, 2021

kick a dick day

Feb 1st, the day to kick dicks

“ow! why’d you just kick my dick?” “haven’t you heard? it’s kick a dick day!”

by aaayayay January 31, 2023

National Suck Dick Day

Everyday! Call your boyfriend over!

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny

by I’m very honest March 29, 2020

send a dick pic day

guys send dick pics to girls when asked to

girl: send it over🤭
boy: nah
girl: but look at the day it’s send a dick pic day🤨

by bozozozo April 20, 2022

National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday falls in may 24th

Mark: do you know when national suck dick day is?
Tiffany: 24th of may

by Bigdickblackdude69 May 23, 2022

National see my dick day

You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th

Ay yo whip it out, it's national see my dick day

by Jsbjsk October 5, 2021