National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day

On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.

Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!

by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024

National grab dick day

Every year on April 11th it is customary and allowed for girls to grab dick on whoever they’d like

Hey did you remember to grab a dick today it’s the national grab dick day

by Cloakedvirginia April 11, 2019

National Grab Dick Day

Grab a boy’s dick today and say it’s National Grab Dick Day😂
Have a laugh❗️

“Grabs Rob dick” it’s grab dick day💀
“Y’all crazy”😂 Rob Said

National Grab Dick Day- grabbing a boy penis with them knowing.

by .myia September 17, 2019

national grab dick day

on september 4th you can grab anyone’s dick

bryan: hey it’s national grab dick day
angelica: oh really *grabs bryan’s dick*

by randomshitttttttt September 1, 2019

kick dick day

all girl will have the permission to kick boys balls on the 5th of october😘✨

hey michelle i heard it’s kick dick day wanna👁👄👁 john

by theloveguru October 3, 2020

Kick dick day

On the 6 November it is kick dick day

Girl: *kicks dick*
Boy: “why did u do that”
Girl:” it’s 6 November , kick dick day”

by Randomthingz November 5, 2020

National grab dick day

Any girl can grab any boy dick

Girl: Grabs boy dick
Boy: WTF
Girl: November 6 National Grab Dick Day

by Idcisded November 5, 2019