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Poo Crumbs

Those little bits of poo left in the toilet after it has been flushed.
Girl goes to use toilet after her boyfriend..., "hey get back in here are get rid of these poo crumbs!"
by Mighty Muffin May 31, 2016
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Crumb-funnel

When eating a slice of cake from a paper plate, upon completion, and subsequent satisfactory mastication, the plate is rolled into a tube-like shape and used to funnel the remaining crumbs into ones mouth. Thus, a crumb funnel is born.
This cake is delicious, Samantha, forgive my use of the crumb-funnel!

Tommy had a great time crumb-funneling the remains of Georgina's Victoria sponge!
by Chinza_mcgru January 4, 2012
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Ho Crumb

Clothes or Items girls leave behind in your bedroom or apartment as an excuse for them to come back
The girl left her ho crumbs in my bed when she left this morning for the walk of shame
by TYCRJFRGJSHDMBJSE April 9, 2012
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Cum crumbs

The leftover cum in ur bum
I heard sam left cum crumbs in Brooks bum
by Pooman42069 January 7, 2021
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crumb slut

An inexperienced person that trades sexual favors for dope at a discounted rate. A shard whore in training.
Yo man, this crumb slut just blew me for a bowl pack. At that rate I think I will keep her for the weekend!
by ItsMe78 July 30, 2023
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Bum crumb

A bum crumb is an object that is forced up your buttock when you sit on it. It can also be spelt like this: bumb crumb.
What happened doctor? Oh you had a rare inconvenience called a bum crumb also known as the bummeth crumbosis it is when an object becomes suck up ones buttock when they sit on it.
by I'm a smart one April 21, 2020
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Crumb Juice

Sexual Cocktail made using a range of household ingredients including Cranberry Juice, Kool Aid powder, Cold water, ice, the mans poo, the woman’s poo, the mans puke, the woman’s puke, the mans cum, the woman’s squirt all mixed up into a purple liquid which is then poured over the body of the lovers or drank
Me and my girl made a Crumb Juice the other night then I splashed it on her cleavage
by BBtothemax February 1, 2020
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