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goon cruising

Gooning while operating a low-riding vehicle with multiple screens
Dude, I started swerving into the other lane because I was goon cruising too hard.
by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024
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Animal Crossing: New Horizons

The relaxing, creative, and cutest game you'll ever play. Your Soul will be at its happiest here. (*^▽^)/★*☆♪
Jonny: have you played Animal Crossing: New Horizons? Emma: YES! Im so happy! Wanna join? Jonny: You bet.
by SuPeRJaCoBBrOs December 7, 2023
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critter cruising

Attempting to make inappropriate sexual advances towards a minor
Person 1: “Hey, did you see that guy hanging around the school gate during recess?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he seemed creepy. I think he might be planning on critter cruising. Should we tell the police?"
by Purplax May 9, 2024
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Hoppers crossing

Also known as Australian Birmingham, It is a terrible place located in the suburban region of south Victoria near Melbourne. It has been a hotspot for crime and violence for decades and there are numerous reasons why you shouldn’t step foot in the fucking shithole
1: Homeless encampments

The homeless people there will chase you if you get too close to their camps or they’ll chase you to steal your shit.
2: Just generally a dangerous fucking place
Don’t ever walk alone there and NEVER walk at night there since illegal firearms are everywhere and the chances of you getting stabbed is extremely high.
3: Home Invasions

There are a lot of home invasions (no shit)
4: Unsanitary shithole with Antisemitic Graffiti

Public defection and swastikas are a common site amongst this hell on earth
Also watch out for used needles and crack pipes
5: Constant Gunshots at night.
Sounds like fucking fireworks constantly at all hours of the night

6: You’ll either be murdered or witness someone be murdered there.

I’ve seen a dude get stabbed in broad daylight outside his own home while he was arguing with a crack head and he had to crawl to his own front door with a pool of blood following the poor cunt.
TLDR: The place is a shithole.
Person One: I live in Hoppers Crossing
Person Two: You Poor Cunt
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Animal Crossing

A game for zoophiles to play when they are bored
by JohnathonRitchardson November 26, 2024
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piss cruising

Her: why is your car outside?
Him: fuck, must have been piss cruising last night
by hoomuzu March 22, 2025
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animal crossing

The best game ever. The latest game is basically: get on an island, Tom Nook owes u 50,000 bells or 5000 nook miles, you do some things, get villagers, and do more and more until K.K Slider comes in.

Some people think people who play Animal Crossing are furries and should be rejected from society. That is a rotten lie!
Boy: I love playing Animal Crossing!

Girl: Ew gay furry faggot
by thetorofangirl May 7, 2025
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