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Poach Cripple

A joke term to compare someone whose leg(s) has been injured and needs crutches, a wheelchair, or another alternative tool to help them move to a poached egg or a chicken without a head.
Jason: What's up poach cripple?

Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!

Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.
by daload November 14, 2023
mugGet the Poach Cripplemug.

cripple-kill

Did you hear about that school shooting.

I herd Sam Adam and idrees died.
Well that’s a cripple-kill
by Charleroi trout January 29, 2021
mugGet the cripple-killmug.

crippling depression

when you dont want to ice skate anymore because your too sad
mary ( ur preschcool frend) - HEy JOHANNA do you want to go Ice SKATING! today?

JOHANNA- no fuck off mary i have crippling depression you two faced cow headed ugly lookin annoying fuckin bastard that no one likes dont ever talk to me again you bitch, i only talk to u when we're in preschool UGH!
by mary the cow April 29, 2019
mugGet the crippling depressionmug.

Crippled

Cause someone to not move properly
Amelia is crippled
by Ogey November 24, 2019
mugGet the Crippledmug.

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 28, 2022
mugGet the Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witchmug.

Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.
"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"
by Aidywady May 25, 2017
mugGet the Crippled Scallywagmug.

cripple

what a cripple
by anonymous February 19, 2021
mugGet the cripplemug.

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