I don't mind when my girlfriend gets her period because it gives me the opportunity to give her the old Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive. Then I make her walk home.
by R.R. WMD October 19, 2007

Defined by when a man is engaging in anal coitus in a doggystyle position with a woman who is on the rag. The man gives the woman a reach around getting blood on his hand and then slaps her on the back just above her ass leaving a bloody handprint.
by Buck Thunderclap February 2, 2010

by Arkimist March 2, 2021

James: I wanted to try something new with my girl so she suggested 'surfing the Crimson wave'! Never again!
by Bompfedcreator June 18, 2016

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.
by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

“Crimson is cool! But they shit the bed”
by Kitkat robyn July 14, 2022

by pirate agent September 10, 2024
