I don't mind when my girlfriend gets her period because it gives me the opportunity to give her the old Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive. Then I make her walk home.
by R.R. WMD October 19, 2007
Get the Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive mug.Defined by when a man is engaging in anal coitus in a doggystyle position with a woman who is on the rag. The man gives the woman a reach around getting blood on his hand and then slaps her on the back just above her ass leaving a bloody handprint.
by Buck Thunderclap February 2, 2010
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Get the King crimson, it just works mug.James: I wanted to try something new with my girl so she suggested 'surfing the Crimson wave'! Never again!
by Bompfedcreator June 18, 2016
Get the Surfing the Crimson wave mug.I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.
by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008
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