colton cockermouth

He a cool guy

wow your cool colton cockermouth

by coltoncockermouth July 30, 2022

Colton

A bitch-ass punk white boy that smokes too much weed and thinks he’s all that.

Person 1: Yo bro did you hear Colton got bitched by some Nalo boys?
Person 2: Yea lol.

by jhwjw November 20, 2023

colton briscoe

A bad ass,good looking,great hair,and a ladies man

You are such a Colton Briscoe

by kelolton December 29, 2016

Colton

Colton is nice and sarcastic person. He'll help me when I need help then he'll poke fun at me for needing help. He seems really mean on the outside but He's actually a really good friend on the inside. He is one of the most loyal people you'll meet and he's also one of the most funny people you'll meet. Everyone else seems to hate him but if you can look past the judgement he's an amazing friend to have.

Friend 1: hey you see that kid over there. He's super weird I can't believe you hang out with him"
Me: "yeah that's my best friend Colton"

by Tøby Something December 18, 2022

Colton

Is a man who is usually very retarded. He is short and looks like a dog.. He is the MOST ANNOYING person you know.

is that Colton..
ya.. better get away

by Ssoundcraz May 7, 2022

Colton Holder

The bestest friend you could ever have and just a great basketball player this guy could beat you in a 1v1 any day and is a great team mate and sticks with you all the way and is a splash brother

colton holder the splash bro

by KryptoChris November 29, 2018

Fear Colton

Cancer in a nutshell

Fear colton is as annoying as your moms boyfriends two year-old asking if yopu have games on your phone.

by yeahfearcomeatme August 28, 2021