A red-faced, little lying bastard who loves to treat people like shit, and who also needs to get out of people's lives and find one of his own!!
by Melanie Diane Walters July 15, 2008
Get the Chrismug. Just horrible. He fails more than anybody. He tries to fit in, but he just cant manage to stop failing.
by Ssgoku_012 January 20, 2009
Get the Chrismug. by C.J. Malczyk March 2, 2010
Get the Chrismug. a man small in stature and thin to the bones but looks like jesus in a toga, while maintaining a resemblance of tom cruise at all times....
Also known as having hobbit monkey toes that throw poop....
has no feeling in his testicles..or ankles
Also known as having hobbit monkey toes that throw poop....
has no feeling in his testicles..or ankles
by NikknakkJebAsh February 28, 2010
Get the Chrismug. An extremely moody person. Who loves to start drama, and cry in the rain. Usually can be caught listening to music very loudly. (mostly screamo) Can be annoying at times. Can't fight at all, makes little girls handle his problems. Sadly he's semi attractive.
Chris
by fingerhut<3 April 18, 2010
Get the Chrismug. When somebody shits their pants in a public location. Often times it is for money but in some cases the subject does the deed for pure enjoyment.
by MacDonald's Employee February 1, 2010
Get the Chrismug. a guy who seems very nice and friendly, but secretly forgets your birthday and is a total perve. DOUCHE
by Azzaaaaa October 16, 2008
Get the Chrismug.