Ching-Chong Card

Awarded to a white or black kid by an Asian of Asian allow him/her to say Ching-Chong.

Black: Gimmie a Ching-card
Asian: Okay, I give you Ching-Chong Card
Black: Ching-Chong

by NootPenguin November 02, 2018

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Christian the Ching Chong

The ultimate embodiment of Chinese-American fusion cuisine, standing tall at a whopping 2 foot 5 inches and weighing in at 330 pounds. He's as slow as a turtle, but when it comes to devouring dumplings and watching Kung Fu Panda, he moves at lightning speed. He dreams of being American, but let's face it, he's a little too short for the MBL.

Have you met Christian the Ching Chong? He's the hilarious Chinese guy who loves dumplings, Kung Fu Panda, and wishes he was American, but at only 2 foot 5 inches, he's more suited for a job as a garden gnome than a baseball player.

by TheSecretSmartKid March 13, 2023

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rip ching

When an insult followed by a comeback cannot be beaten, so is followed by a silence...

continued, Jimbo- do I look like your momma

Aleks. L- No you look like me because ive been screwing your momma and im your father

Jimbo. M- .......(silence)

Michael. H (cripple)- oooooooo, Rip ching

by byyeeeeaaahhhhwat June 02, 2007

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Ching Chang Meow

The phrase used to describe a Turbocharger made in China and sold on Ebay for dirt cheap. They are also very good quality.

Friend 1:Dude, did you see that kids turbo!? It was like nothing I've ever seen!

Friend2: Yeah dude, I bet you it was one of those sweet Ching Chang Meow's!

by 03EvoVIII April 22, 2010

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