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Tumblr curse

A term for the seemingly ubiquitous trend on Tumblr where character’s skin colors tend to be drawn with noticeably different physical characteristics, like being more fat or dark-skinned, than they actually are in canon by Tumblr artists. The reason for this is unknown, but the most common hypothesis is that the artists on Tumblr subconsciously make the characters look more like themselves, such as being overweight, of being the main cause behind this phenomenon. Some of the more famous examples of this trend being franchises that are very popular with Tumblr users like Steven Universe and Harry Potter, due to their character’s being very fast and loose with physical description, making it very easy for Tumblr artists to insert their own ideas of what characters look like, even though Tumblr artists often ignore the very few distinctive physical characteristics given to them in canon.
Alice: Hey Bob, why did this artist make Ronald Weasley really overweight in this fanart, despite him being described as “tall, thin, and gangling” in the book?
Bob: Must be the Tumblr curse.
by Analyzing shitposts March 10, 2021
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The Programmer's Curse

When learning a new language, unless your first working sample is "Hello World" you will be cursed and will struggle to use that language for anything useful.
I was learning Ruby on Rails but because I didn't start with a "Hello World" example, I've been struggling with it from Day One.

Bob: "Hey, Jim. I can't seem to understand why my Ruby on Rails project just won't work."
Jim: "Did you start with a basic "Hello World" example to show you understand the basics?"
Bob: "Heck no! Why would I waste my time."
Jim: <smh> "Well, good luck, Jim. You've cursed yourself with The Programmer's Curse.
by h4rper August 28, 2019
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Fart Curse

Getting super dunked on by sports betting and jinxing every team
Peter has had the fart curse for months
by Weecher January 20, 2021
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Cursed cunnilingus

Going down on a chick after you cream pie her pussy
I performed cursed cunnilingus on this chick because I dropped my load too quick.
by Pineapple trombone September 29, 2019
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The J Curse

When a newborn boy is giving a name starting with J, it increases the likelihood that said child will be an absolute asshole/fuck boy.
I heard you thought Jacob was pretty cute. Are you going to talk to him?

I mean yeah he’s cute but he’s kind of a douche. I mean his name starts with a J, It’s a warning. He’s totally got the J Curse.
by Snowy11 July 3, 2022
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Cursed image

Basically, an extremely disturbing image/drawing/photomontage/cgi that will haunt you and mess you up for a while. Usually consist of mixing two unmixable things or concepts and, once you see it, it can't be unseen
"wtf did i just saw?"
Ah yes, cursed image
by Username that nobody uses October 28, 2021
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The Adam Curse

A curse dating back at least 5 years which has now been proven to this day.
Austin: Hey who did you draft for NvW?

Andrew: Adam why?

Austin: Yikes, you really drafted the Adam Curse?
by Tip Toe Mikey July 16, 2019
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