crying cum

When you jizz on an unwanting victims eyeballs and they have to flush their eyes thus creating tears of semen

-Bro my girl got crying cummed last night, she now has pink eye
-Bro my mom has pink eye too, and she was at your house last night.

by Semen Sonya March 10, 2016

WingsOfRedemption Cry

When someone has a WingsOfRedemption Cry it sounds like a puppy whine.

Richard: "HUAE! *dog whimpers*"

Jake: Dude, you sound like such a bitch!
Alex: Bro, how?
Jake: You got that WingsOfRedemption Cry, man! Sounding like a puppy!

by BanMeForPepsi April 10, 2023

Crying Covid

Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.

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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"

by Debnhim June 29, 2020

crying kitty

A squirting pussy.

A squirting vagina.

A squirting genitalia.

My crying kitty exploded all over his face.

by Maxylover May 30, 2017

Cry and Wank

Going to cry, and do something that makes us happy but there's a chance it won't do anything.

Person 1: "I'm going to cry and wank."
Person 2: "Are you alright?"
Person 1: "No."

by tiimos September 11, 2020

cry in agony

Cried in agony

The man who lost his child, seeing the ghost of his child. He dropped to his knees. And cried in agony

Cry in agony, mental pain, illness, or just pain

by Fawkie November 8, 2017

Cry Grind

After a lonely lady has been sitting at the bar crying for hours, she proceeds to come over and give a hug to a fine gentleman and follows the hug by grinding your leg.

"Hey Steve I saw your ex crying to you at the bar where did she go?"..."oh I told Jim she is DTF, so now she is over cry grinding the shit out of him."

by rmiller120 December 8, 2012