Poo Crumbs

Those little bits of poo left in the toilet after it has been flushed.

Girl goes to use toilet after her boyfriend..., "hey get back in here are get rid of these poo crumbs!"

by Mighty Muffin April 22, 2016

Bikini Crumbs

small pieces of shit intertwined with tiny ass hairs and bikini lint

" She Flicked her fucking nasty Bikini Crumbs on to me" .. " oh really that means she likes you!"

by Luke-69 June 25, 2023

crumbs on the bed

1:

A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed

2:

literally crumbs on the bed

1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh

2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT

by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022

Crumb Buns

A person who is indulging in excessive anger over an issue that should really only be annoying.

A temporary mental condition where a person suffers from moderate anger or annoyance.

Look Crumb Buns. Let's ditch the movie and go to a diner. Your in a bad mood.

Stephanopolis has been in a terrible mood all day. He has a real case of Crumb Buns.

by Nards Eubanks February 25, 2019

Bum crumb

A bum crumb is an object that is forced up your buttock when you sit on it. It can also be spelt like this: bumb crumb.

What happened doctor? Oh you had a rare inconvenience called a bum crumb also known as the bummeth crumbosis it is when an object becomes suck up ones buttock when they sit on it.

by I'm a smart one April 21, 2020

ahh crumbs

"Ahh crumbs" is an explanation phrase used to exclaim that things are not going to plan.

Ahh crumbs, we are not going to make that deadline.

by Inquisitive Joe September 04, 2023

crumb rubber

A rubber that has been in your wallet for far too long and is starting to crumble.

"Hey , Bae you ready for some sugar?"
"Ya, hang on."
"Shit, all I have left is this crumb rubber."
"It's cool Bae, this won't be my first kid."
"What?!?"

by ur ban this January 10, 2017