Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive

Use the blood secreted from a girls period to lube her asshole and then proceed to fuck her ass.

I don't mind when my girlfriend gets her period because it gives me the opportunity to give her the old Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive. Then I make her walk home.

by R.R. WMD October 19, 2007

Crimson Tramp Stamp

Defined by when a man is engaging in anal coitus in a doggystyle position with a woman who is on the rag. The man gives the woman a reach around getting blood on his hand and then slaps her on the back just above her ass leaving a bloody handprint.

That hoe was ragging so I Crimson Tramp Stamped her ass.

by Buck Thunderclap February 2, 2010

King crimson, it just works

it just works

- xForts or someone like him

How does kc work?

king crimson, It just works

by Arkimist March 2, 2021

Surfing the Crimson wave

'Surfing the Crimson Wave' is when the girl period in a sock and you then use it as a condom

James: I wanted to try something new with my girl so she suggested 'surfing the Crimson wave'! Never again!

by Bompfedcreator June 18, 2016

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

Crimson

Crimson is the name of a non-binary lesbian that has an IQ equal to how many women they simp for

Oh my god, you’re such a Crimson!

by ileikbraed November 21, 2021

Crimson

Crimson is the person that is formally known as jewish dracula, he loves beating up his teachers and getting into motorcycle crashes.
Crimson also loves stealing german bucks from his friends spirited and nibbalas

Crimson what did you do to the crown price
I increassssssssed it

by Crimson ebk July 13, 2025