monkey bump

The hardened raised area of a severe blow. Usually administered with the middle knuckle of a fist. Common amoung siblings.

When aggravated Jon would inflict one hell of a monkey bump!

by [e-mail] September 25, 2004

Stress Bump

When some bitch tryna hide the fact she got the herps

Person A : Wow I'm so stressed out I think I'm getting a stress bump
Person B : You mean herpes . . . because that's what that is . . . herpes

by jmartin1hunded September 15, 2016

Bangkok Bumps

Term for herpes contracted while partying too hard with hookers in Bangkok, Thailand.

Bro, I slept with all these hookers and like 3 weeks later I got the Bangkok Bumps. It's no fun at all.

by Col. Lingus March 4, 2013

Dumpster Bump

When two unattractive people have sex.

"Dude, those two are definetely hooking up!"
"Man, what a dumpster bump."

by JJheffs June 17, 2017

Gangsta Bumps

A colorful term for describing subwoofers in the car audio industry. Commonly used in describing a low quality trunk-rattle laden installation.

"Yo, I'm looking for some gangsta bumps, maybe two 12's. What do y'all sell?"

by TonyJ621 May 21, 2013

bump piece

a derogatory term that can be used with no reason other than to call someone a name. could also be used to describe someone who fails to do their job. invented by little willie after he saw a piece of a car's bumper laying on the ground.

pronounced bum-peez

"Dude, what are you doin' bump piece?"

by TonyRo June 12, 2008

trash bump

A fist bump that has previously been thrown away but was taken out of the trash and is being passed around.

Haha, Nick just gave Draffen the trash bump. I hope he doesn't bring it with him back to Georgia.

by draffenhasnoketchup January 3, 2011