Bugarse

When someone is so drunk that they can't pronounce fuckarse, and then they fall over a table. Can also be used as a greeting.

Dave drank so much mid-strength beer he went bugarse

by Bizzaro19 December 8, 2013

bulgarian slap

a beating from the love truncheon

To strike someone across the face with your johnson. Originated in Bulgaria in the 1700s, when rival dukes would sneak up on each other and slap each other with their dicks, to show disrespect, contemp, or to challenge the other to a duel.

Man, did you see Mark bulgarian slap Justin today! He got so pissed. He grabbed Mark's nuts and totally torqued him!

by the big sleaze November 8, 2008

Bulgarian Atom Bomb

when someone is sleeping and you stand over them and release a watery shit all over the sleeping individual

Nick perfromed the bulgarian atom bomb on Jordon.

by fcyobo July 25, 2012

Bulgarian war kick

A sexual act practiced by sadists and Bri when he's drunk; proceding copulation or filatio, the male of the species first squares himself in front of the kneeling female. Then, with a thunderous war cry, he swiftly delivers a fierce kick to said female's face and teeth.

A fan of the Bulgarian war kick, Nick's mom frequently lies in pools of blood and semen.

by the fabulous jizz blaster March 24, 2005

bulgarian wax

someone who has an excessive amount of unmaintained pubic hair; the antithesis of a brazilian.

Guy: Jesus tapdancing christ woman! I thought you said you got a brazilian wax!

Girl: Oh no, it's a bulgarian wax.

by BillBrasky May 22, 2006

Bulgarian Ultra Cricket

A game in which whenever it's name, "Bulgarian Ultra Cricket" is said, everyone who knows about it must punch the person closest to them, then quickly get away and say "I'm sorry!" before the person can hit them back.

The person who says the name can not punch, or be punched, by anyone else.

Gary: Bulgarian Ultra Cricket
Tori: *punches nearest person* "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Bulgarian Ultra Cricket Sorry punch game apologize run

by Tetheas September 8, 2010

Bulgarian Chunk job

Similar to the blow job, the Bulgarian Chunk Job involves a girl giving oral sex but with a surprise ending. There are variations on the details but the punch line is she vomits the semen back up on your dick. This is not to say she spits it out, she must actually throw up. This can be initiated by poking her tonsil with your dick or having really really nasty semen etc. This is not made up. I know someone who had this happen to him.

Johns dick was so long it made that girl's bj turn into a bulgarian chunk job!

by Elihasabigcock August 23, 2009