Brendan

I thick nigga that when any bitch sees him the instantly get aroused and strip for him. If you have a wife and Brendan goes to your house your wife will divorce you and start bouncing on his dick. He is immune to any std and will steal any girl with a nice succulent booty

I invited Brendan to my house and my girlfriend dumped me and started sucking his dick

by Sebassnikolous November 21, 2021

Brendan

Brendan is a lovely guy he is funny and caring towards his mates but cant take a joke. Brendan loves his year 14 year old girls, is that smart that some people call him mega-mind and absolutely loves male dogs.

WOW did you see what that guy did to his male dog? Yeah he must following Brendan

by Abka September 27, 2017

Brendan Mahoney

Shitty GM of Triple M's who is in all likelihood America's biggest soy boy. Rumor has it he broke the track bus down

My old man called me "Brendan Mahoney", the most sinister slur in the book.

by SmockBin69_nae-nae February 18, 2025

Brendan

Over-Privileged ginger that simps for his gf

this kids a brendan

by Dxrkn May 20, 2021

Brendan

Man who sucks more penis than a vacuum in a 13 year old's house.

That person is a total Brendan

by pkmn101 September 7, 2018

brendan blues

A sexy hot man that can get any girl that he looks at. He is also very acually active especially at night. He is very talented in many ways.

Wow look at that Brendan Blues over there

by Logan Peacock January 21, 2017

Brendan N

Brendan N is known to say your a mean person. Whether they are lying or tricking you.

Your a Brendan N, that was pretty messed.

by Smart kid401 March 8, 2019