Accidentally swallowing and ingesting a fly or other flying insect while distracted by some other activity. Made famous by Mark Potter from NBC news who swallowed a fly while reporting on air.
by MrJackStankyLegs May 19, 2010
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This is a reference to Jamie Oliver's food revolution. He dispises anyone who eats pizza for breakfast. Any person being called a pizza breakfaster is being called a really mean name.
This is a reference to Jamie Oliver's food revolution. He dispises anyone who eats pizza for breakfast. Any person being called a pizza breakfaster is being called a really mean name.
by JamieOliverFan March 10, 2011
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When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.
I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.
I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.
I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.
by Turd Ferguson May 10, 2014
Get the Tijuana breakfast burrito mug.The act of buying breakfast for your significant other at a drive-thru then accelerating quickly before they take the first bite causing whip-lash and the spilling of food.
by newsworker74 May 13, 2016
Get the Broke Neck Breakfast mug.A less polite way of saying 24/7 used by NCO's in the British Army when informing squaddies that their standards weren't quite up to the mark and that they would receive the NCO's undivided attention from now on. Could also mean "everywhere".
by Jim Warren January 7, 2006
Get the arsehole to breakfast-time mug.A breakfast eater is someone who has a stable life and actually has their shit together. So much together in fact, that it is actually quite annoying to the rest of us who don't have their lives in order. Breakfast eaters are driving erratically in your community right now and probably most Sunday mornings as well.
1. The breakfast eaters buy up all the good shit at the garage sales before I even get out of bed.
2. "Sorry I'm late, some BREAKFAST EATER was driving 45mph on the highway."
3. My lawn is fine, but looks like shit compared to all my breakfast eating neighbors with their fancy lawn vacs and hired lawn-care guys.
2. "Sorry I'm late, some BREAKFAST EATER was driving 45mph on the highway."
3. My lawn is fine, but looks like shit compared to all my breakfast eating neighbors with their fancy lawn vacs and hired lawn-care guys.
by earlsgarage March 14, 2009
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Darrell woke at 6:00 in the morning to get ready for work. However, his girlfriend's hot pocket was giving him a morning wink so he dove in and enjoyed a gentleman's breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2014
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