by Dndnerd180 September 23, 2020

by jorizza December 20, 2014

by 24hourprank July 29, 2021

Northern VA music scene headquarters, where whorefaces, noobs and, current scenesters congregate to drink underage. Also the site where mud stick was developed.
Ey brah, heard there's a show at Blast House tonight. Could be some nooby whorefaces gettin mudslung wit da mud stick.....gnar doggggs!
by Rigid ball March 31, 2009

Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.
Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"
by l33tLIES August 20, 2018

The female equivalent to crop dusting with the exception that the gas is secreted from the front of the female rather than from her back end.
by Molicious August 23, 2012

Bob totally Blast Jockeyed his mom and sister last week. Jerry Blast Jockeyed my daughter so I decided to Black Jockey his wife.
by Mister Twister Fister January 24, 2019
