Biff the Stiff

The act of calming down an erection using manual force in an awkward situation.

Jeez man, we're in Mothercare, biff the stiff!

by Souperman1234 September 4, 2010

Biff chowder

To take a shit, defecate, rectally relief yourself.

Who was the last one to biff chowder in the toilet? They didn't flush....

by Zorba the FlipIrish December 21, 2021

Biff

Biff is a word commonly used in Nova-Scotia to describe the act of throwing something really hard or with a lot of power, sometimes hitting something.

“Ugh! I have a bruise from when you biffed that ball at me”
“I’m gonna biff this ball so far”

by Are you naked..?..ewwwww November 30, 2019

Biff

Another word for "beat up"

"I'm going to biff that guy up"

by Retro_Gator January 13, 2019

Sniff the Biff

When one’s biff has come to a near close, and one of the boys inhales the remains to maximise “bifficiency”

“Mate this biff is out man!”

“Nah mate just sniff the biff!”

by J.D.Wetherspoon November 20, 2020

Biff

Dick or penis

"Suck a biff Andrew"
"Eat a biff asshole"

by IammWavy December 3, 2015

biff

(verb)

to accidentally knock into something/hurt yourself by your own strength/physically hurt somebody else.

(noun)

a term of endearment.

'I just biffed myself on the wall' (i just walked into the wall)

'When the train jolted I biffed myself in the face'

'Shutup loser or I'll be forced to biff you'

'HELLO BIFF!'

by Peanuts3 April 13, 2009