Bates County Sweet Ice Tea

When you're feeling low and you're from bates county Missouri all you would do is simply get some jack daniels from the local casey's, add some of your local meth and put into a cup, and finally for the sugar you add a lot of cocaine for that extra boost.

"Man that Bates County Sweet Ice Tea kept me awake for a week straight!" or "Bro let over dose on that Bates County Sweet Iced Tea, heard it's the strongest stuff around!"

by K12 FR0ST October 31, 2020

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Bate and switch

When an escort posts enticing hot pics online of someone else to pull in punters in the hope that they either will have forgotten by the time they turn up for the session with her or will be so desperate to get it on that they won't mind.

The girl looked very different from the pics. Not sure if they'd been taken a few years' ago before she put on weight, if they'd been heavily photoshopped or if it was.a bate and switch job.

by Alexander 500 December 26, 2020

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Bate em

Universal to all languages. Accompanied by a brandishing of the fist with back and forward motions.
Phrase of encouragement for a gentleman pursuing either a female companion or a fight.

Duff: "I'm out tonight men"
Joq: "Where you thinking of going?"
Duff: "Out on the town like. Meeting a few tinder birds"
Joq: " Fair fair fair. Bate em Duff"

by Conor Duff January 10, 2021

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Bates

Constantly has a dip in their lip and loves to spit before saying one or two words. After the fact, Bates will then stare you in your eyes while pondering about the various flavors dip has to provide.

What are your thoughts on the current political contingencies? Bates: *Spit* good sir

by BatesUrban January 10, 2021

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