Skip to main content

Base Zero

The step even before first base, holding a someones hand.
Forget first base, I haven't even reached base zero with Sarah!
by Anonymouz Bob September 12, 2010
mugGet the Base Zeromug.

Based Department

A term used to signify that a given individual is exceptionally based, generally in the form of an allusion implying that the person in question would be best hired by a potential department composed of equally based employees.
- I'm a blue cheese enthusiast.
- Hello, Based Department?
by Jalapeño October 22, 2020
mugGet the Based Departmentmug.

11th Base

Having Sex in the 11th dimension.

Usually involves Supergravity and M-theory. This results in having sex with your lover of choice, then ending up with your grandmother 46 years ago, then in a different galaxy, and finally you inexplicably become a tentacle monster that, for some reason, looks like a deviation of George W. Bush.

As you drift into eternity, screaming every known and unknown language, you question why you bothered to look past 4th base. You become insane.

Then you Die.

...In other words, a fun time. =D
I went to 11th base with Jenn last night.

ןoן ¿¡ʎɐs noʎ pıp ʇɐɥʍ 'ǝpnp ʞɔnɟ!!!!?!!

...What?
by Intoxicable April 23, 2011
mugGet the 11th Basemug.

42nd Base

Having sex with Life, the Universe, and Everything. It is said that those who achieve 42nd Base will know the Ultimate Question.
"Dude, I totally got to 42nd Base last night!"

"Well, what's the Ultimate Question?!"

"Uh... how many roads must a man walk down?"

"You liar."
by Izzhov December 21, 2008
mugGet the 42nd Basemug.

base rape

The act of destroying or laying seige to an area designated as safe or protected for the opposite team.
An effective, but sometimes scrutinized tactic in Tribes 2 is base raping the opponent by entering their base with a heavy armor and destroying all defenses, generators, and inventory stations available.
by m00k July 12, 2003
mugGet the base rapemug.

5th base

butt sex, ass banging, corn-holio
"butt sluts like going to 5th base"
by Anonymous November 30, 2002
mugGet the 5th basemug.

first basing

The verb form of first base (which means French kissing or making out), "first basing" someone is kissing them passionately or making out with them. Used to great effect by Strong Sad of Homestar Runner fame when speaking to his brother Strong Bad, spied kissing a piece of paper.
Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basing it with that piece of loose leaf?

I went to go ask my brother a question and caught him totally first basing his study buddy.

I was so drunk last week that I ended up first basing my friend's girl.
by Talmanes June 2, 2007
mugGet the first basingmug.

Share this definition