barneys ultimate buttsex machine

when youre having sex and the dick makes that farting sound while shoving the long plump-ass wiener into the ass. it also will make the cum soak and seap into da anality hole

those sex offenders want a barneys ultimate buttsex machine!

by xX 44100 Xx August 8, 2021

barneys ultimate buttsex machine

It’s like an Anus Soda, But The Soda is Urethra.

What is an Fucking genital Barneys ultimate buttsex machine???

by xX 44100 Xx August 18, 2021

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.

The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.

by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009

Barney

pretty cool guy

gotta love barney

by anonymous September 30, 2022

barney

the most majestic show, and character to ever exist on planet earth, he is the god of life, and is the purple and green jesus

person 1: did you see the newest episode of barney?
person 2: no, sorry I missed it
person 1: later, fucktard

by jakepaulislife May 29, 2018

Barney

someone from a different state/ country who thinks they know all about your state/country

Tom: Hey I am from Utah and I know all about Surfing and California

Toms a barney

by sherlock homie December 12, 2015

Barney

A horrible horror movie about a kid who got raped by a dinosaur Barney

Goodbye Barney

by Theboss112204 February 16, 2020