BMW Douche

One of those punk ass kids that pull up in their rich step dads alpine white bimmer. Rev the engine with one hand on the wheel, slouched down in the seat chewing gum. Trying to act like it is there car yet they don't know the value of a dollar or a day of hard work. They think that everyone should move out of their way and they drive way to fast for my liking. When I see one of them I automatically pull over to avoid a conflict on the road.

BMW Douche Driver: Yo Bro check out these toots' over there

Friend in passenger seat: Impress them, show them what the car can do

by Christo Tejada October 24, 2011

BMW

Most overrated shity propaganda car ever.
80% of their new cars are shity looking,but people
like them ,because its a BMW.
Not the best engines,not best design ,but people say
contrarywise.Cars that doesn't deserve that glory.

Guy:Look at that cool BMW.
Dude:No,that's an Alfa.
Guy:Than it's shit.
Me:Morons

by DarV January 2, 2009

BMW

Big Mexican Woman or a car

Big Mexican Woman BMW

by marcilove April 29, 2009

bmw

Body made wrong

Man her face is beautiful,but she has a bmw.

by ripdog64 October 20, 2008

BMW Babe

A hottie with good taste in cars. Likes BMW's.

She's a BMW Babe.

by ivisu January 27, 2009

bmw m3

BMW's m3 is part of BMW's Tuner series which also consist of BMW's 3 series (325i, 335i, ect.) The 06' model of the m3 is most popular being that its fast, LOOKS GREAT, and has MANY aftermarket parts such as Body Kits (BMW E-46 GTR (Flossman) Full Wide Body Kit) which is also the most popular body kit for this car

dam....that BMW m3 wit that wide body will pwn that supra

by er!k harris January 11, 2008

BMW M5

A beautiful German sedan that looks like any regular stylish sedan but has the blood of a high performance sports car. It will smoke your average ricey import.

The guy in the BMW M5 just smoked my little Honda by 100 car lenghts! WTF! I thought it was just a regular family car I was trying to race for fun!!! This isn't fair!The guy in the BMW M5 just smoked my little Honda by 100 car lenghts! WTF! I thought it was just a regular family car I was trying to race for fun!!! This isn't fair!!

by Jeret July 30, 2008