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A beautiful German sedan that looks like any regular stylish sedan but has the blood of a high performance sports car. It will smoke your average ricey import.
The guy in the BMW M5 just smoked my little Honda by 100 car lenghts! WTF! I thought it was just a regular family car I was trying to race for fun!!! This isn't fair!The guy in the BMW M5 just smoked my little Honda by 100 car lenghts! WTF! I thought it was just a regular family car I was trying to race for fun!!! This isn't fair!!
by Jeret April 24, 2006
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a sexaholic artist, drinks paint and pisses excellent art.
that painting is amazing!, is it an original "jeret"
by Jeret April 14, 2008
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