Blender

Awesome, Amazing, Radical; all at once.

Wow, this boba tea is really blender.

by jordyaudy May 4, 2010

Blinded

Blinded is this kid called L. Barnes, nah thats too obvious, lets just say Luke B. He loves his computer and CoD. But i still love this kid

"That's almost as retarded as Blinded, but not that retarded"
"Settle down Blinded, CoD is just a game"

by Peter September 21, 2004

blender head

someone who does multiple drugs regularly.

You're a goddamn blender head.

by banshee piggy June 24, 2003

Blender

When your buddy is giving you the good lovin and he hammers on your rim so hard and fast that it turns your poo to liquid.

Yeah man, Derek just gave me a blender and now I have massive diarrhea. Of, course, thats why I always have massive diarrhea. I hope Tracy doesn't notice the stain in my pants. She always gets pissed when Derek hits me with the BLENDER!
See also, jewdapp and hodapp.

by Sameer Butter Lover July 29, 2008

Blenders

To blend in with people or be incognito whether in public or private. As apposed to bangers in which you are very visible and exposed. Used in and around Liverpool area

Proper blenders in this close, no chance of plod spotting us here.

by Bagram Allsop October 5, 2015

The Blender

First you shit in a girls mouth so she chokes on it, then give her a minute. Then you jizz in her mouth. Take the blender you have near by and blender the mix and kill her.

Friend: Why are you dressed for a funeral?
You: I gave my girlfriend the blender last night... you know how that goes!

by Ben Bordanaro and Nate Bell (Edited by Giorgio, Steve, Yuri and Dan) April 20, 2005

blender

Used in the game Gunz (www.gunzonline.com) to describe a sword fight where one guy is stuck in the middle and everyone slashes him up to pieces, like a blender

*guy1 gets slashed to pieces*
guy2:lol blender
guy1:I'm a person not a meat loaf :(...

by AGunZFan July 8, 2005