Satans playground
by Short bean April 13, 2022
Get the Australiamug. A barren useless wasteland filled with sand and overgrown kickboxing sheep, everything will kill you and the "humans" that "live" there have accents so thick you can't tell if they're asking for a toothpick or a ride to the nearest gay bar.
Australia has many great sights like a red rock three days into the middle of its flat-ass boring plains, or when you walk into your "expensive" hotel and find some form of venomous creature under your bedsheets.
Australians are rather jealous creatures and cannot take a joke, they are most beneficially though; immune to most poisons and Australias average heat of one hundred and burn-your-face-off-degrees C
Australia has many great sights like a red rock three days into the middle of its flat-ass boring plains, or when you walk into your "expensive" hotel and find some form of venomous creature under your bedsheets.
Australians are rather jealous creatures and cannot take a joke, they are most beneficially though; immune to most poisons and Australias average heat of one hundred and burn-your-face-off-degrees C
person 1: have you ever been to Australia?
Person 2: no, I'd rather not sentence myself to that fate
Person 1: fair enough, my cousin went sightseeing there a few months back, all she brought back were photos of sand and at least nine venomous snakes hidden in her bag.
Person 2: no, I'd rather not sentence myself to that fate
Person 1: fair enough, my cousin went sightseeing there a few months back, all she brought back were photos of sand and at least nine venomous snakes hidden in her bag.
by plz ring 0800foundyourfamily April 22, 2018
Get the Australiamug. First of all, KOALAS AREN’T BEARS
second of all, Australia is the best god-fucking cunt-ry
See what I did there
second of all, Australia is the best god-fucking cunt-ry
See what I did there
by Syrup of the Maply Maples April 3, 2019
Get the Australiamug. A country full of hard yakka and no one but bludgers in charge of it, doing nothing but cooking chooks on the barbie.
This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
Person 1: Got yakka mate?
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
by greatdane130065 August 28, 2017
Get the Australiamug. A great amount, spoonfuls, of sweat build up under male genitalia, which is down under, like Australia.
Tom was changing into his uniform and I could smell spoonfuls of Australia from the next stall over!
by Daddytoes September 4, 2016
Get the spoonfuls of australiamug. A nickname for New Zealand, a country to the east of Australia. These two countries have a similar culture, and the former is smaller.
by childishbeat February 10, 2025
Get the Australia Jr.mug. 