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kissed me in australia 

A girl was eaten out. Australia=down under, kisses down under, associated with oral sex on a female. Can easily changr tense, "kisses in australia", "kissed in australia", ect.
"Yeah, he kissed me in australia last night!"
"WHAT? you went to australia?"
"Wh- no, I mean, down under, he, kissed me down under..."
"Oooo..."
"You are such an idiot."
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This shit ain't Australia. 

When you encounter a situation you initially thought to be pleasant and easy to go through, but once you go through it, you realise it was actually much more difficult than your original assumption.
- Damn, I wen't to a BJJ class last night and it was tough as hell.
- Told you bro, this shit ain't Australia.

- I sold my passion project to my company for more money and now I realise that I feel pretty dead inside.
- Yeah, this shit ain't Australia.

cleveland district state high school australia 

Cleveland district state high school in Australia is the lace to be, not. Druggos everywhere, drama everywhere and whores everywhere. Some boys are chill but others just wanna Fuck, most girls just want attention and drama but some can be chill. Teachers don't give a damn about students. Shitty school. If you want to achieve in sports then go here but otherwise don't because u will end up either a druggo or a Cunt.

Bankwest (Bank of Western Australia) 

Bank of Western Australia (commonly known as BankWest) is a full service bank based in Perth, Western Australia.

Formerly a wholly owned subsidiary of HBOS plc, Halifax Bank Of Scotland In late 2008 the bank was bought by the CBA group, Commonwealth Bank of Australia who have promised to retain the BankWest brand.

BankWest is the bank best known for its Happy Banking initiative, which aims to make banking a more positive experience and to win customers from the ‘Big 4’ banks.

Originally from Western Australia, BankWest has attracted thousands of customers around the country with it's competitively priced products such as the TeleNet Saver account.
Bankwest (Bank of Western Australia)
Happy Banking an initiative from Bankwest :-)

Igloo Australia 

A phrase people use to describe the rapper Iggy Azalea
Hey, have you heard Igloo Australia's new song yet?
Igloo Australia by @samgramm July 4, 2016

Operation Australia 

Operation Australia is the name of the plan regarding sex party 1 lubing up his sweaty ballsack and slowly dragging it acrossy sex party 2(codenamed australia)'s forehead. A bet is placed on the outcome of the operation, resulting in a payment of $100 to the victor. Of course, both parties must be intoxicated or gay enough to fake it. The operation will be videotaped and placed on the internet to the humiliation of both parties. If sex party one, the owner of the supposed ballsack, places his testicles on the forehead of sex party two, he will instantly attain legend status in Bergen County. All sixteen year old males will be required to bow to his highness. In addition, his lubed up sweaty ballsack will be famous all over the internet and will likely be framed at the Museum of Natural History in New York CIty.
This weekend, we will put operation australia into action.

X Factor Australia 

A pathetic waste of tv programming time disguised as a glorified karaoke contest. Hundreds, thousands, maybe millions all over Australia audition for this stupid show hoping to be the next Kelly Clarkson or Adam Levine. They eliminate the ones who are actually talented early in the show, leaving tween fangirls to vote for the best-looking and least talented contestants who are there only to slaughter every song ever written. Like other tv "talent" shows, it is usually hosted by some washed-up pop star or actor who used to be good. The judges are usually pretty washed-up themselves. After all the hype is over and they're done making fangirls piss their pants over the winner, the winner is usually forgotten, disappearing into the void reserved especially for them. This will happen every year until everyone is sick of anything Simon Cowell (see "wanker") related and switches from Channel 7 to SBS.
Sam: Hey man did you hear that Reece won the X Factor Australia this year?
Vassy: That little faggot won? Yeah big fucking surprise. Had the fangirls' vote. Obvious from the start
X Factor Australia by calligurl63 January 1, 2012