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Ashley

The biggest cunt known to man. Manipulative bitch. Likes to say her dad died in 9/11, was the CEO of Google, and now has risen from the dead and wants to see her.
cunt bitch whore manipulative
Dude 1: Dude I met this chick yesterday but she turned out to be a total Ashley.
Dude 2: My ex was an Ashley. She was a complete cunt.
by AnonnonAAnonnonA October 15, 2015
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Ashley

Self-centered. Rarely cares about anyone's feelings but her own. Frivolous with money. Spends money on her own vanity while her debts go unpaid and her dependents lack necessities.
Ashley: I'm sick and tired of my feelings being hurt.

Witness: Why should you care if you know what the truth is?

Ashley: Because MY feelings are the only ones that matter.
by Theblindside71 November 23, 2011
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Ashley

A closet freak whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Ashleys like to emphasize text messages by adding as many ; as possible

An Ashley is a horrible joke teller and often kills jokes. Most Ashley's are asians and have huge dino toes. Ashleys often have braces until the are 52
How are you feeling today Ashley?

Hmm I dont know kind of horny
by HKblindlova24 November 26, 2010
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Ashley

A nasty slut who works at local strip clubs, hoping to find a "babydaddy" for her three crack and/or meth babies. Once she finds him, she'll get pregnant with his child to keep him around/get child support money to pay for her drug addiction. Can often be spotted wearing leopard print, and 8-inch stilettos.
His ex-girlfriend became an Ashley after he left her for her little sister.
by pomeleo December 17, 2008
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Ashley

Ashley is so fat and short, she needs to grow 5 inches!
by john5609 May 5, 2009
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Ashley

the "destroyer vagina" aka "slayer of man" was a happy ditz bubbly personality that was lost somewhere in oblivion. it was thought that her destructive power was not anything malicious but purely oblivious naivety and a nagging inner desire to cause strife so as to get attention. although neutral in alignment and with good intention, her capacity to destroy things were catastrophically phenomenal. it was said that "the destructive power was so great, it had defeated the Champion called "Triumph" in the great battle of Vag" 2009~ 2011 A.D. upon hearing the defeat of his brother the Champion called "Wisdom" ran away into hiding. also many evidence suggest that "Maza rah huk'to" "challenger" or Maza rah Heka'se further translated to "challenger from the heavens" had also fell victim to the Ashley's destructive force. most scholars argue her as a entirely mythical creature pointing to the fact that it was once rumored she had been both the demon twin sister of "lilith" from gnostic catholic beliefs and also the evil sister of "Deianira" from greek mythology suggesting that its purely the fictional work of juvenile vandals. her name in native demon tongue is "alehim nak shee'tu" and translates to "the jezebel disguised as ignorance" or "jezebel of oblivion" "Lady destroyer" or "the destroyer lady" eluk shi'te na kul meaning "the one who devours men" and also ha nauk selat vie "doombringer of mankind" ~ i dont hate her anymore. goodbye.
what happened to that bloody guy?
an ashley happened
by mstrofobvious February 11, 2014
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Ashley

A shallow, vapid, spoiled little rich girl. A hypocrite and non-stop whiner with no moral compass or ability to distinguish right from wrong. Selfish and thoughtless. Generally, blonde, permed, and tanned, and very vain, though with little reason to be.
That girl is such an Ashley - she doesn't care who she hurts as long as she gets what she wants.
by ghgnvkljw February 3, 2010
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