billie joe armstrong

hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot HOE, sings hot hot hot hot hot hot songs and is uh pretty to look at.

i went to the show on april 22 rite....billie joe masturbated on stage, well let us just say that my life was made at that very moment, and uh, i haven't stopped smiling....soo..yes..

by evil eyes May 2, 2005

billie joe armstrong

A famous pot head who is the vocalist and lead guitarist for rock band Green Day.

Person: Billie Joe is the lead singer and lead guitarist for Green Day.
Me: He is also a pot head.

by Cheyenne. Yup. June 25, 2005

billie joe armstrong

sexsiest man i ever met 2 die 4 vocals. great onstage and bakstage wish he was mine!!!

veeeaaaarrrdddyyyy veeeaaaarrrdddyyyyyyyyy sexsiii maaaannn

by madeline joe armstrong April 13, 2005

Billie Joe Armstrong

The hottest, sexiest, man alive; lead singer and guitarist of Green Day; pretty and demented; as of 2009 is 38 but looks like 21 in the music video "Know Your Enemy"; dropped out of high school as a senior, on the last day

Born: February 17, 1971

*SINGING*
Billie Joe Armstrong:
"She's a rebel, she's a saint, she's the salt on the earth and she's dangerous"
Crazy Fan #1:
"OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!"
G.D. Addict #1:
"YOU ARE SOOOOOOO SEXY!!!!!"
Crazy Fan #2:
"I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!"
G.D. Addict #2:
*PASSES OUT BECAUSE OF BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG'S SEXINESS*

by Roxanne Witherbee July 9, 2009

Stretch Armstrong

Remember how Stretch Armstrong worked? Getting a Stretch Armstrong is when your lame ass gets totally crucified by your sister in Fantasy Football so bad that it feels like she pulled your arms out of the socket until the icky goo inside you oozed out.

Wow! Adam's sister really gave him a Stretch Armstrong this week...117 to 49! What a pickle smoocher!

by Amherst CFB's September 11, 2006

billie joe armstrong

a) amazing lead singer of green day, a band which is fuckin' a

billie joe is one hot sex mobile. almost as sexy as tre.

by tre's loverrrrr November 23, 2004

Jon Jon Armstrong

AKA Father Function, King of Ocean City, NJ, Rides the bench in JV Football, Grandson of Neil Armstrong, Professional Functioner and married to the send. Feh feh feh.

Godduh Wow is that the king of OCNJ Jon Jon Armstrong, he is so Nelk and Godduh.

by matthewgreim October 28, 2021